so the jist of esther’s plan is: make their life hell so they can come running back to mommy 



thank you, yahoo answers, for the proof that no matter how stupid my question, someone else in this world has already asked it before

  • aries: can write rlly cute poems
  • taurus: amazing at putting together ikea furniture 
  • gemini: best mac and cheese maker around
  • cancer: can decorate cakes really good
  • leo: photoshop expert
  • virgo: can memorize song lyrics in a flash
  • libra: great at finding four leaf clovers
  • scorpio: super good with makeup
  • sagittarius: can take really pretty photos
  • capricorn: expert tree climber
  • aquarius: awesome at giving speeches
  • pisces:  can beat any and every video game

I’m not a  h e r o.


hot damn elijah mikaelson is smooth. i could watch him lounge around with his hand in his pocket and be ridiculously happy/fulfilled/a puddle of feels basically.

or watch him touch his lips (he does that a lot right?!)

or watch him snark anyone.

or swivel around with class as he strides away (with that pocketed hand) gah!



Once you first start noticing how often men will interrupt or talk over you if you’re a woman you can’t ever stop like every time i have a conversation with a man or participate in a class discussion i notice it and it’s honestly my biggest irritant

notice it and stop it. don’t let them talk over you. if they start, do not stop what you are saying and look them straight in the eye until they do. it should not be tolerated


I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

We need every advantage we can get, Niklaus.